Kids Say The Darndest Things

Laughter is great medicine, Here is your Daily Dose! 

  I am slowly but surely on the path of Teacherdom... And one thing I can't wait for is coming home with those hilarious stories starting out like this.. "You will not believe what this kid said today."

I had the opportunity to visit some kids (second and third grade) and ask them a few simple yet complex questions.  The responses were to die for...

Enjoy

What is Credibility? 
Response: 
"God is responsible and has, like, credibility. And all that faith and stuff and all those 10 commandments He can do."


What is Responsibility (AKA Chores)?
"I always get tired and I have a lot of, like, little bits of pieces like Legos. Theyre little--theyre really tiny, so its, like, it takes a long time to get them. And I get tired and Im like, Mom, I want to play Wii."


What is Accountability (Why is it hard) ?
"Accountability is hard because if youre the oldest, you have, like, a lot of responsibilities, you have to do a lot of chores and stuff instead of playing when you want to like the other ones."


What is Jello?
"Probably like a little thing flying through space that I eat and is very wiggly, wobbly."


What do you like about Cotton Candy?
"I like it because its just pure sugar."--- At Least he is honest


Who is the most Credible person you know?
Amazing Answer: "The most credible person I know is Jesus because hes perfect."
Classic Answer: "The most incredible person I know is a girl named Georgie."--- Please note she responded with the word Incredible haha


Why do you not like doing your chores?
"You have to bend down." Haha I hear Ya Girl! 


I Hope that everyone has an absolutely wonderful weekend.  I hear there is warm weather to come.. YIPPEE